nentindo:

"overly angry 1950’s pianist"

yzma:

howtobeafuckinglady:

thisisblueredder:

quickweaves:

I have a really pretty face and I need to start accepting that

I think you’re so pretty.

Sexy, even.

I’d be your daddy.

i’m crying

leftforbed:

leftforbed:

mcsnuggie:

true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn

why would the movie eat my popcorn

nevermind i get it

greathaircut:

love how kids introduce themselves like “hello im johnny im five years old i know how to read” yeah cool i didnt ask for your life story asshole

gayindustrialcomplex:

fag3000:

gayindustrialcomplex:

Spiders eat their parents all the time and no one cares when they do it so what the fuck

did you eat your parents

How about you mind your own business

nowimthevillain:

awesomephilia:

an octopus is just a wet spider

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

backdoorteenmom:

harryhickey:

MOZZARELLA STICKS ARE GROSS